Higher Ground Expeditions

...they happened upon something even crazier and bizzare than the vertical "spear". Right in front of them were these two scantly clad men who were sitting and apparently talking to a bronzed statute they found out later was named George Mason!

WHY would any psychologically stable person do such a stupid thing? It was difficult for this Royal Couple to refrain from insulting these two men. After all, they both were acting in ways befitting the Royal Animals back at the castle kingdom of DreamofBeauth Land. For several reasons left unspoken the King withheld his judgment and criticism. Might it be that these two were much taller and heavier than the king and both spoke rapidly in a language unheard of before? We may never know why.

Their clothing also appeared to be no more than slightly colored rags, especially when compared to the Royal Garments of the King and Queen. However, they were acting oddly. They were smiling constantly and laughting continuously. It appeared that they kept repeating this one word over and over again..."Goji, Goji, Goji, Goji, Goji..." Bewildered and slightly bemused, the King and Queen turned and walked slowly away.